Sunday, April 29, 2007

DOCTOR PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY

A VERY SEXUALLY ACTIVE WOMAN TELLS HER PLASTIC SURGEN THAT SHE WANTS HER VAGINAL LIPS REDUCED IN SIZE BECAUSE THEY WERE LOOSE AND FLAPPING. OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT SHE INSISTED THAT THE SURGERY BE KEPT A SECRET AND THE SURGEON AGREED. AWAKENING FROM THE ANESTHESIA AFTER THE SURGERY SHE FOUND THREE ROSES CAREFULLY PLACED BESIDE HER BED.OUTRAGED,SHE IMMEDIATELY CALLS IN THE DOCTOR.I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY OPERATION. THE SURGEON TOLD HER HE HAD CARRIED OUT HER WISH FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND THAT THE FIRSTT ROSE WAS FROM HIM,I FELT SAD BECAUSE YOU WENT THROUGH THIS ALL BY YOURSELF. THE SECOND ROSE IS FROM MY NURSE,SHE ASSISTED ME IN THE SURGERY AND EMPATHIZED BECAUSE SHE HAD THE SAME PROCEDURE DONE SOME TIME AGO. AND WHAT ABOUT THE THRID ROSE SHE ASKED,OH,THAT ROSE IS FROM A MAN UPSTAIRS IN THE BURN UNIT. HE WANTS TO THINK YOU FOR HIS NEW EARS.

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