a blondes year in review

january-took new scarf back to store because it was to tight. february-fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer!!!March- got really excited,finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 mos and box said 2-4 years.April-trapped on escalator for hours,power went out!May-tried to make kool-aid,wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!June- tried to go water skiing,couldn't find a lake with a sloop July-lost breast stroke swimming competition,learned later,the other swimmers cheated,they used there arms!!!August got locked out of my car in a rain storm,car swamped because soft-top was open.September the capital of california is 'C' isn't it. October-hate m&m's,they are so hard to peel.November-baked turkey for 4 1/2 days,instructions said 1 hour per pound and i weigh 108!!!December-couldn't call 911,theres no eleven button on the stupid phone!!