lynn

doing a good job

shaved pussy

you can't beat

one out of four

plastic surgen

God

a boss

forrest gump

one flew over the chuckoo's nest

candy bar story

bible quess

at the bank

grandmothers

it's just farts

the weatherman

retirement

stairway to heaven

blue eyes

hillary meal deal

bubba

pure hell

pure hell--------a mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple days with a specimen. when she got home she asked her husband''what is a specimen? he replies''hell if i know.go ask edith,shes a nurse.''the woman goes next door and comes back in about 20 minutes with her clothes all torn,and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.''what in the world happened? ask the husband.''dam if i know,''she replies''''i asked edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle.i told her to go shit in her hat,and than all hell broke lose.''

how fights get started

waiting for the perfect man

delusions

my flag

not all pain is gain

achievement